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4/25/2012
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Unbelievable.

An “ask Annie” letter in the newspaper this morning:

Dear Annie,
Our neighbor, “Harvey,” is a homosexual and frequently has various men stay at his house overnight - sometimes more than one at a time.
Here’s the problem: we have an 11-year-old son, and although Harvey is nice to him and a good neighbor to us, should we keep our son from any association with Harvey? My husband doesn’t seem to think there’s any problem, but one can never be too safe when it comes to protecting your children.


Really? REALLY?!

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4/19/2012
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leoandtelevision:
I’m sorry that I just beat every single one of you at this game.

leoandtelevision:

I’m sorry that I just beat every single one of you at this game.

(via textsfromhillaryclinton)

sarahhanus:

10knotes:

The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

oh my god, all of these.

sarahhanus:

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The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

oh my god, all of these.

(Source: secretsbest)

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3/28/2012
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20 years old, and my mother still yells at me when i do this.

20 years old, and my mother still yells at me when i do this.

(Source: onceuponabeat, via stacykatherine)

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3/26/2012
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Well, here’s a much needed update.

There’s a girl.  She’s great.  I just want to be with her all the time.  But it’s hard because we are friends with two different social groups (me with my sorority, and her with the sorority she is pledging in the fall). All I want to do is cuddle and make out all day.  But unfortunately I’m a college student and actually have to go to class and meetings and stuff.  So things are good (:

I’ve decided to not work at my summer camp job this summer because I don’t feel like having to lead a double life. It isn’t worth it.  So I have a job as a photographer for a local newspaper. I’m pumped. 

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3/12/2012
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I’ve been neglecting my Tumblr a bit…

Because I’m dating a really amazing girl! So the majority of my free time is spent cuddling with her. I promise I’ll post a longer update soon (:

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3/12/2012
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Can we have a skype date soon? I miss you and we have lots to catch up on!

Yes!!! You have someone to meet (;

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3/12/2012
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I'm slightly disappointed that my other half into in the twp this week, while I'm here! :/ I hope that Seattle is treating you well :) Miss ya </3

I was way more than slightly disappointed. We’ll be reunited soon.